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Friday, April 28, 2006

'V'al Kilum' - I'll Kill Him

This Shabbos those words in Shemoyne Esreh may have a different meaning than usual. This week it may actually refer to the harriges that might take place in Williamsburg. The New York City Police Department has said that they are preparing for a rowdy and violent Shabbos, and that was just referring to the Ezras Nushim. While during S'firah the Halacha is that we are not allowed to cut our hair or beards, having it pulled out however, is a whole different story. So while Satmar Chasidim world wide have been practicing on all other Chasidim for years, the time for the ultimate showdown has finally come. Unlike the wimpy dueling Bobovers that have been minimally physical in their quest for Rebbeship, Satmar is not that passive. Sources promise that there will be Shtreimlech flying. Chaptzem! sincerely wishes, 'May the best Rebbe win!'

Comments:
this shabbos in hallel the zalis changed the words to yomri no bais zalmin leib ki leoylom chasdo

 

what ended up happening?

 

In your face all you satmar heater's the sabbos went by peacefully despite your appetite for violence

 

Glad to hear the Aronis and Zalis kept their cool. Maybe that overdose of New York's Finest (possibly helped along with coffee and doughnuts) helped quite a bit, too. Who knows?

Someone DID have his schtreimlech flying, but it was a child molestor who had been banned from Satmar shuls in general (see later Chaptzem blog entry!)...

 

very funny post, writeen well.

 

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